It is finally happening! A LP of Dream Girlfriend! Or as I tend to call it, NiziKano. (JP stuff) This is a game where we attempt to build our perfect girlfriend! No, really. That's the game. And then we level up and keep adding girlfriends. Yes. Best premise for a game ever. So, while it loads, let me introduce you to the NPCs.
So let's just say: Saki is best waifu. Of course, you can make your own waifu, but out of these NPCs, Saki is best waifu. Now that's said, let's actually start the game!
I give you, our protagonist! We get to name him later. Right now, he's just a dumb fuck who had a flip phone in 2016. 2016!
That awkward moment when you first meet your waifu.
She tells you that you have a legendary phone app and you notice that she's cute. Protagonists from Japan…
The plot. Basically. Yup. Best writing. A+++ 11⁄10 GOTY.
UNTOLD HAPPINESS! I love this sentence so much. The cheese is so real you'd think Dutch people made this.
Yeah why not. I mean, untold happiness doesn't sound too wrong.
This is a quality game, I assure you!
When things slowly get kinda creepy.
You know this is a game for weebs when the protag doesn't worry about an unknown girl breaking into his house but does worry about his promised Girlfriend of Legends.
Single members of Team Henty, are you taking notes? This is how you get a girlfriend!
I dunno, Saki does strike me as the 'brutally honest' type.
Calling your own app 'legendary'. Classy.
And if you think this couldn't get any creepier, behold!
Now, if you are smarter than the average dating sim protagonist, you'd understand that they totally set him up with this 'Legendary Cellphone'. Totally.
And following is a really long tutorial that I'm skipping. Instead of that, have the TL;DR version by someone who has played this for over a year. You get a girlfriend, you raise affection, let her work for money and let her study for traits. All of this gives exp. You level up to unlock stuff. There's events too. That's basically it.
Protag is called Team. Our first girlfriend is called Donut. And of course, you're dying to see her. Well, here she is!
Yes, Donut is a tanned loli. Because fuck yes.
Anyway, now I can just weekly update this when events happen and stuff. I do need your help in picking Donut a personality though! You can get a full list here. Some have required levels but don't let that keep you from suggesting them! Leveling is easy in this game! Also, do you think Donut needs a new face? New eye colour? Head to this page and tell me what you want! Donut is the Team's Dream Girlfriend after all!