One time there was a sexy Cactloid feeling sexy. But no-one else felt sexy, so he went out for a walk in the park.
There, he found a box. And in that box, a puppy boy.
"What is your name, puppy?", Cactloid asked.
"Joëll.", the puppy replied.
And Cactloid felt bad for the puppy, so he took him home. But he was still feeling sexy, so nothing was actually fixed. And then Joëll climbed on top of Cactloid and said: "I am in heat."
So they shacked and they both where happy with their baby cactus puppy human things.